A man walks into the confessional in church and starts, "Father, I used the "F word" the other day."
The Father replies, "Why don't you tell me about it."
"I was out playing golf. I teed off...",
The Father interjects, "That's when you used the "F-word". You missed the ball."
The man replies, "No Father. It was the best drive I've ever hit. It went way out on the fairway and at the last minute it sliced over.."
The Father interjects again, "That's when you used the "F-word"."
"No Father. You see the ball hit a big tree and bounced to the other side of the fairway..."
Again the Father Interjects, "That's when you used the "F-word"?"
"No Father. After the ball went on the other side of the fairway, it hit a big rock and bounced within 3 inches of the cup."
"You missed the fucking putt, didn't you!"