Q: What did one lesbian say to another?
A: 'Your face or mine?'
Q: Why did God invent booze?
A: So fat, ugly girls could have a chance to get laid, too.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise..."
Q: When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?
A: When he marries your daughter.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: "Hey, we do taste like chicken!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A. A dictator.
Q: What is the difference between hard and light?
A: You can get to sleep with a light on....
Q: What's the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's phlemb.
Q. What's the difference between an ironing board and a blonde?
A. It's hard to get an ironing board's legs open
Q. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose
Q. What does Hillary do when she's done shaving her pussy?
A. Puts a tie on him and sends him to work.
Q. Whats the difference between a Mercedes and a Lada.
A. Lady Diana wouldnt be seen dead in a Lada.
Q. What is the latest high street merger?
A. Mercs and Spencers
(Marks & Spencers is a UK high street chain of shops, I guess this joke only works in England)
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A. About 40 pounds!
Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. About 40 minutes!