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Q: What did one lesbian say to another?

A: 'Your face or mine?'

Q: Why did God invent booze?

A: So fat, ugly girls could have a chance to get laid, too.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?

A: Erection day.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?

A: It's not hard.

Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three piece suit?

A: "Will the defendant please rise..."

Q: When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?

A: When he marries your daughter.

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After 10 years the job still sucks.

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

A: "Hey, we do taste like chicken!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A. A dictator.

Q: What is the difference between hard and light?

A: You can get to sleep with a light on....

Q: What's the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant?

A: Coughing up someone else's phlemb.

Q. What's the difference between an ironing board and a blonde?

A. It's hard to get an ironing board's legs open

Q. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A. A wet nose

Q. What does Hillary do when she's done shaving her pussy?

A. Puts a tie on him and sends him to work.

Q. Whats the difference between a Mercedes and a Lada.

A. Lady Diana wouldnt be seen dead in a Lada.

Q. What is the latest high street merger?

A. Mercs and Spencers

(Marks & Spencers is a UK high street chain of shops, I guess this joke only works in England)

Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A. About 40 pounds!

But wait!...

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A. About 40 minutes!