Amiga Airline:
The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and stewardesses,
easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff. For the more adventurous:
travelers can travel on multiple planes and visit multiple destinations all
at the same time. During these multiple plane trips the user can even take
a side trip on Mac, DOS, Unix, or Windows airlines.
DOS Airline:
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let the plane
coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on again and
so on.
DOS with QEMM Airline:
The same thing but with more leg room to push.
Mac Airline:
All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents
look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions
about details, you are told you don't need to know, don't want to know, and
everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just shut
up.
MPE Airline:
It's a little difficult to get a ticket because you have to sign up for the
right plane, specify you want a seat to sit in, identify each piece of baggage
and list it on your ticket, and once you enter the plane you may never see
the same steward/ess twice. However, once the plane takes off, the ride is
exceptionally smooth and usually on-time, unless you cross a timezone (this
results in your being placed in a holding pattern for 1 hour until the plane's
clock and the local clocks are synchronized). Should the unthinkable happen
and your flight ends in a crash, you will be magically whisked back to the
origin of the flight where you will be placed on the next plane out.
OS/2 Airline:
To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten different times by standing
in ten different lines. Then you fill out a form showing where you want to
sit and whether it should look and feel like an ocean liner, a passenger
train, or a bus. If you succeed in getting on board the plane and the plane
succeeds in getting off the ground, you have a wonderful trip...except for
the times when the rudder and flaps get frozen in position, in which case
you have time to say your prayers and get yourself prepared before the crash.
Windows Airline:
The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and stewardesses,
easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff...then the plane blows up
without any warning whatsoever.
NT Airline:
Everyone marches out on the runway, says the password in unison, and forms
the outline of an airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing sound
like they're flying.
Unix Airline:
Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport.
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.