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Why (or how?) did the chicken cross the road?


To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
[Capt. James Tiberius Kirk]


The Windows NT Chicken
will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

The OS/2 chicken
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

The Windows 95 chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (tm)
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

The OOP chicken
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

The Assembler chicken
First it builds the road ...

The C chicken
It crosses the road without looking both ways.

The C++ chicken
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

The Prolog chicken
How it crosses the road doesn't matter-but ask it why and it'll tell you.

The Visial Basic chicken

The Delphi chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

The Java chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)

The Web chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keep on running.

The Gopher chicken
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

The Newton chicken
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!

The Cray chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

The Quantum Logic chicken
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.

The Esther Dyson chicken
You can cross the road with her for only $3,000-but you also have to listen to her talk about how she went to Harvard.

The Lotus chicken
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!

The Byte chicken
It's started talking about all the great roads it crossed ten and fifteen years ago.

The MacChicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

The Al Gore chicken
Waiting for completion of NCI (the National Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.

The adventure chicken
"CROSS the road WITH the LIGHTS." "I can't do that."

The Visual Developer Magazine chicken
It came. It saw. It crossed. No sweat.